5/11/13: PWF Showdown LIX

Interview:
Alex Shelley interview

("The Fly" by U2 played as Alex Shelley came to the ring to boos from the
crowd.)

Alex Shelley: Do this, Shelley. Do that, Shelley. How about we do this tonight.
Hey Jericho, how about you shut the fuck up!

(The fans chanted "Asshole" at Shelley.)

Alex Shelley: Chris Jericho, a perfect example of manipulating someone just so
he can find a spot for himself back in the PWF. Truly pathetic. Jericho, you
disgust me. You were out here pretending to be this mentor to a young up and
comer in the PWF and did nothing, but help yourself. Jericho, I'm not stupid.
As a matter of fact, you're pretty fucking stupid. Jericho, why don't you come
down here and show everyone just how stupid you are. Come on "Y2J." Get on down
here so I can smash the other side of your head into the mat.

(Jericho sprinted to the ring and tackled Shelley. Jericho and Shelley began
trading fists as the fans erupted with cheers. Don Callis hit the ring and
pulled Jericho off of Shelley. Callis superkicked Jericho to huge boos from the
crowd. Callis and Shelley shook hands as Jericho lie on the mat with Shelley's
foot over his throat.)

Don Callis: I think Y2J has an ALX problem!

(The fans booed Callis.)

Don Callis: Ouch. That was harsh. Don't you people have any feelings? Alex,
show them what happens when you insult us.

(Shelley stomped on Jericho's throat.)

Don Callis: TREMENDOUS!

(Callis high-fived Shelley.)

Don Callis: Chris Jericho, you silly, stupid, little man. Jericho, I'm going
to strongly urge you to not get in the way of our business. Alex Shelley has a
man looking out for him at his side now. I am "The Canadian Ceaser," and I'll
dictate to you how this script is going to play out. Come on Alex, we have a
date with greatness and it's certainly not in the same ring with Chris Jericho.

(Callis stomped Jericho quickly and slid out of the ring acting tough. Shelley
and Callis left the ring to huge boos from the crowd.)

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Jerry Lynn pinned Yoshihiro Tajiri with the Cradle Piledriver in 0:20:03.
Rating: *****

Interview:
The Celtic Gang interview

(Backstage in his locker room, Dave Finlay sat at his desk speaking to PWF
Intercontinental Champion Ken Kennedy and PWF North American Heavyweight
Champion Chris Sabin as PWF World Tag Team Champions Steve Regal and David
Taylor sat on a couch, with Nigel McGuinness and Doug Williams guarding the
door.)

Dave Finlay: I chose you two men to join my crew, because I see something in
both of you. I see the potential in you that is necessary to guide us to our
ultimate goal. You two need to remember something, however. It's not about
what's good for you. It's what is good for me. You two can help me, just as I
can help you. Do you understand.

(Kennedy and Sabin nodded.)

Dave Finlay: Terrific.

(Kennedy and Sabin sat next to Regal and Taylor.)

Dave Finlay: You see, gentlemen. We are now in control of seventy-five percent
of what makes the PWF roster function. We will dictate what goes on for a large
majority of this company. However, we must realize that we have to perserve,
protect and destroy those who are stupid enough to stand in our way. You are
the men I have decided to go to war. If you men wish to stand next to me as we conquer what should be ours in the first place, you will listen and do as I
say. It's all about the environment surrounding us. I don't want to be a
product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.

(Finlay got up from his desk and left the locker room.)

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BJ Whitmer pinned Matt Sydal with the Exploder '98 in 0:20:42.
Rating: **** 1/4

The Briscoe Brothers (Jay Briscoe and Mark Briscoe) defeated
Second City Saints (CM Punk and Colt Cabana) when M. Briscoe pinned Cabana
with the Cutthroat Suplex in 0:30:51.
Rating: *** 3/4

Interview:
Ric Flair interview

("2001: A Space Odyssey" by The Vangelis played as Ric Flair came to the ring
with Roddy Piper and Terry Funk.)

Ric Flair: I've taken all I can and I'm not going to take it anymore. Homicide!
You piece of a shit! You may think you're a big and bad man, but fact is,
you're nothing more than a scumbag! A cheat! You're a no good, son-of-a-bitch!

(The fans cheered Flair.)

Ric Flair: I agree to wrestle you in a No-DQ, No-Countout, Falls Count Anywhere
match, but you have to get greedy and send your two running mates out to make
it three-on-one. Homicide, a three-on-one only works after a long night in the
ring and then an even longer night in my hotel room. Ask your girlfriend, she
road space mountain, fifteen or sixteen times. You piece of shit!

(The fans cheered Flair.)

Ric Flair: Roddy, Terry. You both know what you have to do to a flock of
animals when they get too rowdy. You lock them in a cage and you toss the key.
Homcide, you and The Rottweilers want to play dirty, there's no better way to
do so than to lock all six of us in a cage and see just who indeed the dirtiest
players in the game are. You want to bust me open and crack my skull...

(Flair began punching him self repeatedly in the face and busted his face
open.)

Ric Flair: That's how it's done! You three pieces of garbage want to tango with
"The Nature Boy?" Bring it and bring it to Sudden Impact inside a steel fucking
cage! WOO!

(The fans chanted along with Flair as Homicide sprinted to the ring, followed
by Low Ki and Dan Maff. Homicide dove right into the ring and went after Flair.
Flair tackled Homicide and began unloading on him as Piper and Funk went at it
with Low Ki and Maff. Flair chopped Homicide across the chest multiple times
and tossed him out of the ring. Piper and Funk hit stereo lariats on Low Ki and
Maff, sending them out of the ring. Homicide tried climbing back into the ring,
but was restrained by Low Ki and Maff. Low Ki and Maff struggled to bring
Homicide backstage as Flair charged after them, only to be restrained by Piper
and Funk.)

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Lance Storm pinned James Gibson with the Deep Impact Piledriver in 0:20:29.
Rating: *** 3/4

Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli) defeated
Los Guerreros (Eddie Guerrero and Chavo Guerrero Jr.) when Castagnoli pinned
Chavo Jr. with the Ricola Bomb in 0:30:51.
Rating: **** 3/4


(Card rating: **** 1/4)

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PWF Showdown LIX
May 11, 2013

-Don Callis debuted in the PWF.